The Golden Turkey Awards

• The Most Unerotic Concept in Pornography • The Worst Performance by an Animal • The Biggest Ripoff in Hollywood History • The Worst Performance by an Actor as Jesus Christ • The Most Ridiculous Monster in Screen History These are just some of the categories you'll find in the first reverse awards ceremony to honour the all-time horrors in Hollywood History. Here is a celebration (illustrated in glorious black and white) of the best of the worst cinematic catastrophes - the shimmering stars, the dreadful directors, and the dubious dialogue that made these movies so abysmal. Remember John Travolta as a melting monster in The Devil's Rain? Henry Fonda as a fearless bee battler in The Swarm? Mary Tyler Moore as a heartsick nun in love with Elvis Presley in Change of Habit? How about Scuttlebutt the Talking Duck in Everything's Ducky? See if you can guess the winners in each of the 30 award categories - from The Most Obnoxious Child Performer of All Time to the Life Achievement Awards: Worst Actor. Actress and Director. Applaud the winner in a national poll for The Very Worst Film of All Time and The Worst Films Compendium, an annotated index of the best of the unbelievable baddies. MC'd by Harry and Michael Medved - authors of The Fifty Worst Movies of All Time - The Golden Turkey Awards is a cornucopia of cinemediocrity.