Existentially Pounded

This collection features the following stories of existential dread and wonder... Turned Gay By The Existential Dread That I May Actually Be A Character In A Chuck Tingle Book Schrodinger's Butt Slammed In The Butthole By My Concept Of Linear Time Pounded In The Butt By The Crushing Existential Weight Of Sentient Self-Awareness Pounded By My Gratitude For An Average Day Because The Incredible Rarity Of Existence Means Every Day Is So Much More Than Average The Fear Of The Unknown Gives My Butt Pause But Then I Realize How Powerful And Unique I Am And We Pound Enthusiastically Pounded In The Butt By My Book “Pounded In The Butt By My Book ‘Pounded In The Butt By My Book “Pounded In The Butt By My Book ‘Pounded In The Butt By My Book “Pounded In The Butt By My Book ‘Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt’”’”’” My Butt Is Comforted By The Realization That I’m Okay And Everything Will Be Alright