Oh, The Places You'll Blow! An Adults Only Collection Of Sentient Location Erotica

Have you ever considered how handsome a sentient, physically manifested state was? Or dreamed about traveling abroad and having a fling with some charismatic living continent? This love of locations is an erotic fantasy as old as time, and who better to bring it to life than the world’s greatest author, two-time Hugo Award finalist Dr. Chuck Tingle. With Oh, The Places You’ll Blow, Chuck has crafted a collection of erotic tales about the places we love to get hard in. A perfect gift for that recent college graduation in your life, or just a buckaroo on the move, this collection features the following carnal, homoerotic tales… CANADA POUNDS MY BUTT AND COVERS MY PANCAKES WITH REAL MAPLE SYRUP IN AN EROTIC WAY ALSO IT IS DELICIOUS BILLIONAIRE ELONS MUGG TAKES THE HANDSOME PLANET MARS IN HIS BUTT THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA STALKS MY GAY BUTTHOLE POUNDED BY THE HANDSOME ZOMBIE ELEVATOR WHO IS ALSO A LAWYER TURNED GAY BY THE LIVING ALPHA DINER THE ENTIRE CONTINENT OF AUSTRALIA POUNDS ME IN THE BUTT POUNDED BY THE POUND: TURNED GAY BY THE SOCIOECONOMIC IMPLICATIONS OF BRITAIN LEAVING THE EUROPEAN UNION